Southern etiquette doesn’t teach us how to be fake. It teaches us to be presentable.
15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
When you’re drunk and it’s late, and you’re missing me like hell, keep it to yourself.
|—||Kacey Musgraves (via latelycravingmore)|
If I say this to you then that’s a big deal
I wish someone would say this to me